For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull.


Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.


Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.


People who live in glass houses should take out insurance.


Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next.


The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.


You don't need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured.